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IJGB DRIVER: In a normal country you are a good driver. However in Nigeria you are a danger to yourself and others. You are always complaining about how others drive. To survive in Lagos (and it hurts us to say this) you would have to learn a few bad habits.
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GOOD DRIVER: You probably started off as an IJBG driver and you are now working your way down towards becoming a LAGOS driver. A few more bad habits and you will be there. We are sorry that we are saying this.
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LAGOS DRIVER: You are the “perfect” driver for Lagos. Half mad, half sane. You do what you have to do in order to survive. We don’t like you but we feel you.
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BOLEKAJA DRIVER: You are a menace and make up the majority of drivers in Lagos. According to your former governor, you are insane and should be locked up! And you probably don’t have insurance. Nobody likes you, you yourself you don’t like you. You berra change.
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AGBERO DRIVER: You are a problem and should not be operating anything with wheels. You are simply insane and possibly beyond help. But we will try. How about a few driving lessons? And get insured! We know you don’t have valid insurance.
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When entering into a roundabout you:
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Which of these are correct?
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Trafficate and trafficator are Nigerian words and have no meaning outside Nigeria and Nigerians. Although the word trafficate has been submitted to be included in the Oxford dictionary.
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Trafficate and trafficator are Nigerian words and have no meaning outside Nigeria and Nigerians. Although the word trafficate has been submitted to be included in the Oxford dictionary.
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What is Lagos Roulette?Correct
Is a term used to describe what happens at roundabouts.
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In driving terms, what does blind spot mean?
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The correct way to hold your steering wheel when driving is?Correct
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Driver A is driving ahead of Driver B. Driver A suddenly slams on his brakes due to a pot hole causing Driver B to hit Driver A’s rear end (Back). Who is at fault?
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Which of these lanes is described as the fast lane?
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Which of these describes undertaking?
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The correct way to change lanes is to?
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